Err, yeah... Hello and welcome to MY page!

I'm Mr P.

On MY page I'll share with you information on
the latest offers, my product suggestions and
tips, however, under no circumstance will I share
my food, chews, bones or sticks!

Don't you just hate it when you are interrupted!

Anyway my thoughts were disturbed by the idle chatter of those boys at Hi9 discussing sensitivity in plants. I'm a sensitive soul you know; for instance, I can smell a nice juicy sausage cooking at an incredibly great distance! But the boys were discussing trellising and a unified hypothesis of mechanoperception in plants, apparently it's a plants acclimation to the bending stresses imposed. I have to say that personally I've found most sticks tend to break when I chew them, but the boys were saying that when they bend a plant that it has a desensitization period of only a few days thereafter, as it adjusts itself through its mechanical signalling transduction pathway.

Speaking of pathways, I should be going for a walk soon, better get this finished, but where was I before this interruption...

Ah yes, Shakespeare - Sonnet #76...

'...To new-found methods and to compounds strange?
Why write I still all one, ever the same,
And keep invention in a noted weed,
That every word doth almost tell my name,
Showing their birth, and where they did proceed?...'

Erm, yeah, hello again.

So anyway, I was sat chatting with those chaps from Hi9. I, myself, had a rather interesting stick...but that’s really another story. They on the other hand, were talking about this LIQUID LIGHT and SATURATOR. Of course, I pricked up my ears...what’s all this then? LIQUID LIGHT? It actually sounded more interesting than my stick!  I know, hard to believe. But yeah, they were saying that LIQUID LIGHT by Dutch Master is one of the World’s most effective Carbohydrate and Amino supplements. Now that sounded good! I’m not adverse to the odd carbohydrate supplement myself.... Mmmm, Biscuits...Pasta...

Unfortunately, neither of these were on the table; however the LIQUID LIGHT and SATURATOR were. It’s a foliar spray that puts plants into overdrive by helping them restore their lost natural photosynthetic power. They went on to say that when mixed with water and SATURATOR, it has amazing results which are positively shocking!

Personally, I think it’s shocking that I didn’t get any pasta or come to think of it, a biscuit! They seemed to forget about me as they raved on and on about these products. They were saying that Dutch Master SATURATOR is so much more effective than a regular wetting agent...

I must admit, I stopped listening then...I got a tad embarrassed. I thought they were talking about me and my recent... errr...how can I best phrase this?...My little accident. I swear it wasn’t my fault, you know how it gets when your bladders full to bursting...anyway, where’s my stick?

Well, I have to say that those chaps down at Hi9 have brought out a neat little package, (with my guidance of course);

 The Hi9 STARTER KIT:
Secret Jardin DRS60 tent (60cm x 60cm x 140cm),
220w CFL self-ballasted light,
Square Garland Garden Tray,
4 x square 11.5L pots,
50L BioBizz All-Mix soil.

This kit is ideal for the beginner's first grow and can be an excellent introduction to the wonderful world of hydroponics and higher yields. It's suitable for housing 4 plants or a good home for a mother plant - a bargain at only £140!

Everyone should know Hi9 is The Root To Grow!